
That's what I assumed about Teyon's Rambo game. This breed of film was bullshit, all of it but it was fun bullshit, hungover Sunday morning bullshit, the kind of bullshit you could absorb passively while watching grown men play soldiers. The man's face was pure teeth gnawing at the scenery for 90 minutes until it crumpled. Then consider John Travolta's mugging turn as Broken Arrow villain Vic Deakins. I approached it a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger's action landmark 'Commando.' We all know the movie is utter bollocks, but its sheer absurdity makes it a rollicking success. I was cautiously optimistic about this one, I really was. Out today on PC, PSN and Xbox Live in Europe.

Rambo: The Video Game is out today, and '80s action movie fan Dave Cook reckons it's one of the least-enjoyable games he's had to play in a very long time.
